The Art of Parking

"When you see the first pole, turn the steering wheel until it's dead and lock it... Then *(#$&*#%*#*%&*(#... Then @(#*(@&$#&$(..."

The rest of it, I did not register.

I can't park a car for nuts! Friends, tell me, which side of the brain controls this ability? I need to send some vibes through these nerves.

I need celestial help.

Is there a parkie-car-in-a-min spell out there? Or blind-the-tester potion?

Fella bloggers, please kindly assist. Thank you.