The Art of Parking

"When you see the first pole, turn the steering wheel until it's dead and lock it... Then *(#$&*#%*#*%&*(#... Then @(#*(@&$#&$(..."

The rest of it, I did not register.

I can't park a car for nuts! Friends, tell me, which side of the brain controls this ability? I need to send some vibes through these nerves.

I need celestial help.

Is there a parkie-car-in-a-min spell out there? Or blind-the-tester potion?

Fella bloggers, please kindly assist. Thank you.

Is it just about pride and nothing else?

Pride (n): A sense of one's own proper dignity or value; self-respect. (http://www.dictionary.com/)

Or is it...

Pride (n): An excessively high opinion of oneself; conceit. (www.dictionary.com)

I am still thinking...